20 Questions Malaysians Never Fail To Get From Singaporeans

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This article originally appeared on vulcanpost.my.


1) Why does everyone ask me to be careful when I go out at night?

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2) Why must I put my bag on my lap and not on the chair?

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3) When will you finally accept that Hainanese Chicken Rice is my food?

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4) Why are there so many cars in Malaysia?

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5) Why is public transport in Malaysia so slow?

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6) Who is Awas? Why is he everywhere?

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7) Why are your Hokkien Mees so different?

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8) Are you really forced to buy drinks at coffee shops?

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9) How do you make it through the horrible traffic jams?

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10) Are Malaysians generally hardworking?

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11) Which salon does your PM’s wife go to for hair treatment?

 
You don’t mess with my hair.

 

12) Why do concerts always get banned/cancelled in Malaysia?

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13) Why Malaysia’s Internet so slow?

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14) Do you get less benefits if you’re not Malay/Natives?

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Kindly refer to the Constitution of Malaysia.

 

15) Do you take your classes at school in Bahasa Malaysia?

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16) Why is ordering drinks so complicated in coffee shops?

“Teh O ais limau!” “Nes-lo kurang ais!” “Kopi O gao sikit!” “Teh C!” “Milo kosong tambah ais!” “Barli jia!”

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17) Why do Malaysians love to comment ‘bojio’ all the time?

#bojio #jiolumailai

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18) Does every family speak Bahasa Malaysia at home?

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19) How do you bribe the police?

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20) Is it cheaper to shop in Malaysia than Singapore?

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